The Cat formerly known as Lola

We have a cat. If you ask what his name is Eli will quickly reply, "Caballero Don Diego Heath." He even rolls the R. We went to have "Lola" spayed and she came out a he! (I honestly don't know how we missed that! I think what it was is that my sister, Sharon, told us he was a she and we just didn't question it. ) So we had an appointment made with the vet to get her spayed and were surpised to find out that our kitty was a boy.

Jared was, for some reason, happier that we had a boy cat verses a girl cat. So, we set off on finding a new name for our kitty. Jared really wanted a Spanish name for the cat so that he could yell at it in Spanish, just for the fun of it.

He came up with a list, while at school with his friend, Mike Corbett, who also speaks Spanish. (Yeah, he sure did work hard that day!)

Here is the list:

Caballero: Gentleman

Posteridad: Posterity

Muerte: Death

Cacahuate: Peanuts

Matador: Killer

Casador: Hunter

Don Diego

Don Alejandro

Jose

Roberto

Bernardo

Lechero: Milk Man

Sombro Blanco: White Shadow

Intoxicado: Intoxicated

Inodoro: Toilet

Hombre:Man

Herido: Wounded
Gusano Blanco: Maggot Worm

Golpeado: Beaten

Borracho: Drunk

Cortado: Cut

Chichon: Bump, Swelling

Loco: Crazy

Cartucho: Cartridge

Buitre: Vulture

Bombero: Fireman

Castro: (Conotation of Casterated)

Guerrero: Warrior

Bajon: Lowered

Celibato: Cellebate

Amoroso: Lover

Alejamiento:Removal, Separation, estrangement

Albondigo: Meatball

Muchacho: Young Man

I liked Don Diego and Jared liked Caballero. Thus, now we have Caballero Don Diego Heath!